GEM Club MAMA Event February 4, 2022
/Join us Friday evening, February 4 from 6-8pm at the church. See below for details:
Join us Friday evening, February 4 from 6-8pm at the church. See below for details:
Family and Marriage Conference, March 18–20, 2022.
Read MorePlease join us this Sunday, December 19 for our annual Christmas Cantata starting at 6pm. Lessons and Carols features traditional Christmas carols with choir, orchestra, and congregation as well as Scripture readings on Christ’s birth. A light reception will follow the service.
Read MoreMake plans to join us Christmas Eve for our annual Christmas Eve Candlelight Service starting at 5:00pm.
We will enjoy singing, Scripture reading, and a short Christmas challenge.
Make plans to join us this week, April 11–14 for Evangelistic Meetings with Ron DeGarde and his team.
Sunday Schedule
Sunday Morning Worship 8:15 AM & 11:00 AM
Combined Adult Sunday School 9:45 AM
Sunday Evening with Friends 5:00 PM
Dinner on the Grounds 6:00 PM
Weeknight Schedule
Monday: Bible Prophecy 7:00 PM
Tuesday: Equipping the Saints 7:00 PM
Wednesday: Family Fun Night 7:00 PM
Children’s Programs available during all services.
Join us for Vacation Bible School June 28–July 2 from 8:45-12:00 every day! Mystery Island VBS is packed with teaching that connects the Bible to the real world and gives kids a better understanding of our awe-inspiring Creator and the salvation he offers through Jesus Christ.
Each day, kids will learn more about one of God’s amazing attributes (great, almighty, ruler, Emmanuel, trustworthy) and how that applies to their lives. Mystery Island is open for children entering the 1st grade to those entering 6th grade. Get a free T-shirt when you REGISTER HERE!
FAQ’s with Mike:
Q: WHAT ARE YOU BRINGING?
A: I AM CONSIDERING A FRED SANFORD RECIPE OF BEEF TONGUE AND BANANAS. IT’S CALLED LICKETY SPLIT.
Q: MY HUSBAND IS EMBARRASSED TO COME, BECAUSE HE IS VEGAN. WHAT SHOULD HE DO?
A: WELL, AS LONG AS HE QUARANTINES 14 DAYS BEFORE THE EVENT AND WEARS A MASK, WE SHOULDN’T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS.
Q: IS IT OK TO BRING TURKEY?
A: I SAY AS LONG AS IT’S WILD, IT’S NOT A PROBLEM, BECAUSE THE DOMESTIC ONES AIN’T NOTHING BUT A BIG, DUMB, UGLY CHICKEN.
Q: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ME BRINGING A DUCK?
A: I’D RATHER YOU BRING A FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER, BUT IF YOU CAN FIND ENOUGH FOR HIM TO EAT IT’S OK BY ME.
Q: WHAT ARE THE FOOD LIMITATIONS? FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, YOU WILL EAT ANYTHING.
A: THIS IS TRUE, BUT IT MUST CLASSIFY AS VITTLES IN ORDER FOR ME TO CONSUME IT. YOU DON’T GET TO BE A MENTAL GIANT LIKE ME BY EATING STUPID FOOD. IF IT AIN’T GROCERIES, I DON’T EAT IT. IF IT RECENTLY WALKED, RAN, SWAM, CRAWLED, OR FLEW, IT MAY BE ELIGIBLE.
Q: I AM LOOKING FOR A MEAT SUBSTITUTE – WHAT SHOULD I USE?
A: I RECOMMEND MY FAVORITE VEGETABLE – SAUSAGE.
HELPFUL INSTRUCTIONS
FOR HYGIENE PURPOSES WE ASK THAT YOU KEEP YOUR CABBAGE COLLECTORS OUT OF THE FOOD AND USE THE APPROPRIATE SERVING PIECE.
WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO LAY DOWN A LAYER OF HAND GEL BEFORE YOU GRAB THOSE UTENSILS SO THAT WE ARE NOT EXCHANGING ANY MICRO CRITTERS BETWEEN FAMILY GROUPS.
IF YOU WANNA WEAR A MASK – WEAR A MASK. WE DON’T CARE IF YOU WEAR A FRANKENSTEIN MASK – JUST DON’T GET OFFENDED IF WE CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE.
Join us on February 5th from about 6–9pm for the “ABC Event.” Watch below as Mike Jensen explains what to expect:
Join us starting Wednesday nights in January as we explore the book of Ecclesiastes together. All services will also be available via livestream.
Make plans to join us for our annual Christmas Cantata on December 20 starting at 6pm. A cookie reception will follow. All are welcome!
Sign up here to provide a meal or host a missionary family in your home.
Read MoreSign up here for a Fall 2020 Sunday School class.
Read MoreSpecial Services March 15–20, 2020
Read MoreTeens 7th-12th grade! Join us Thursday, March 19th starting at 5pm! Invite a friend!
Parents, please plan to join us this Sunday following the evening service for our next Parent Equipping Meeting.
Update: a recap from the meeting is available on the Youth Blog.